Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
I was with the doctor and I had to cut my hand off. The doc wanted me to do it, he was sure that It was less painful to have me do it. I did it with a reciprocating saw. Turns out it didn’t hurt that much, kinda like a sharp pinch at first and then buttery through the rest of the arm. Then they hooked a new hand on, it was a black dudes hand and worked surprisingly well for not being my original hand.
The government is totally, ridiculously, fiscally irresponsible. My Grandchildren are broke, and they aren’t even born.
Ok, maybe my interpretation is slightly unrelated. Feel free to interperate, but my gut tells me my interpretation is fact.
Luckly for my unborn grandchild if I buy a GM Automobile and lose my job, GM will pay my full car payment each month for a year so I can keep my nice new car. Wait, GM is broke...