Grandpa

There's something Special about Grandpa's. I never really had one, maybe that's why they seem so great. This was the first time these two met.

Dear Lauren, I love you

Here we have the mother of my children, she woke up about 10 seconds before this photo and she still looks like a vision. I decided that our mothers day tradition will be breakfast in bed, luckly pancakes and waffles are things that im actually quite proficent at.

Lauren is certainly going to protest and say; "You cant put up pictures of right as I wake up, its against the rules." But i just want everyone to see how amazing she looks even in the morning, before getting out of bed. I'm so thankful for the care that she gives to James and I. My dad sent her a card and said: Happy Mothers Day, thanks for raising our son Shane... So true.

Dear Wife your the best! Love Shane

Project Bike

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One of my hobbies is fixing up old bikes, i've been working on this one. Steel frame Univega. It has a head light that gets it's power from a little back wheel power plant.

Poise

In case you didn't see this picture on Nesting Habits. Here is my son and I. James Kelly is 3 months old in this one.

The Pout Face

CycleCart

If I had the time, and money, and a welder, and a handy assistant, I'm pretty sure I would build one of these, Maybe I would put a little engine in the back. click here for a link for more info. I found this on a blog I follow called Dude Craft.

Popular Demand

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Dan L. Dyer's Grandson

Happy Birthday Dad, your an amazing man! I try to be like you and I hope I can figure it out so that my son James Kelly has as good of an example I as did. Love Shane Kelly.

Mr. Mark Sorenson

There is so much to say about what is right with this photo...

1 Trillion Dollars

Have you seen all the renders of how much a trillion dollars is?

Check it out: Click>> Here
I was Geeken' out over it.
(The link is Black text, It's a design problem, Sorry)

I Had a Dream Last Night

I was with the doctor and I had to cut my hand off. The doc wanted me to do it, he was sure that It was less painful to have me do it. I did it with a reciprocating saw. Turns out it didn’t hurt that much, kinda like a sharp pinch at first and then buttery through the rest of the arm. Then they hooked a new hand on, it was a black dudes hand and worked surprisingly well for not being my original hand.

My interpretation:

The government is totally, ridiculously, fiscally irresponsible. My Grandchildren are broke, and they aren’t even born.

Ok, maybe my interpretation is slightly unrelated. Feel free to interperate, but my gut tells me my interpretation is fact.

Luckly for my unborn grandchild if I buy a GM Automobile and lose my job, GM will pay my full car payment each month for a year so I can keep my nice new car. Wait, GM is broke...

me = upset, paying other peoples mortgages and car payments.

Aunt Keri and James Kelly

These two get along.

First Bike Ride

Intro to Alta

James and I had our first trip to Alta yesterday. Lauren was so proud to show off her skiing Alma Mater. James was pumped to be there, all smiles. We skied with Jon and Jessica Lee, it was a great time.

Mind on his sleve

Here James is letting us know what he thinks about the situation.
"If somebody doesn't pick me up and give me milk there is going to be trouble."

Behind Mommy's Back

James and I have been practicing this behind mommy's back. Lauren thinks that he can't do it anymore.

My blood = 101 degrees C

From the Wall Street Journal:

"Mr. Obama's $3.6 trillion budget blueprint, by his own admission, redefines the role of government in our economy and society. The budget more than doubles the national debt held by the public, adding more to the debt than all previous presidents -- from George Washington to George W. Bush -- combined. It reduces defense spending to a level not sustained since the dangerous days before World War II, while increasing nondefense spending (relative to GDP) to the highest level in U.S. history. And it would raise taxes to historically high levels (again, relative to GDP). And all of this before addressing the impending explosion in Social Security and Medicare costs."

Read the article:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123629969453946717.html

WHHAAATTT !!??... I have way too much to say about this... But Instead I'm trying to finance a house that I can't afford so that everyone else can pay for it... makes prefect sence; spend more then you have, place the burden on others, no responsibility for bad decisions. Then James, my son can just try to pay for that after im dead. Anyway If others have more then me, they deserve to give it to me. I deserve it because I have less... redistribute thier money to me! ride the wave. make sure you dont make too much, or you might miss it.

Post Bath Time

Lauren and James Kelly are in Maryland. Look at this picture of my handsome young man and this bueaty who takes such good care of him... look close... right, now tell me how long you could handle thier absence if they belonged to you...

Recovery Process

An important part of Lauren's recovery process at 3.5 weeks after giving birth. This is not the bunny hill, in fact she eats little bunny's for breakfast before shes skis.

198

Today we had a work bowling party. I bowled a 198. Talk about satisfying, Apparently I have some bowling potential. I wanna hear some best scores. On may last frame i had the chance to score over 200 and totally blew it.

Note: Don't get me wrong I have no misconceptions about my lack of bowling skill, It was defiantly part luck, I'm usually pumped if i can get near 130.