Its apparently not a Hernia

So I went the the surgeon to get cut open and have my guts put back were they go... and cough cough cough... flex your stomach... poke poke ... Mr. Dyer this does not seem like a hernia. I can't find it, its not where they say they it is on the ultrasound... this seems to me like a torn muscle. welp that saves my some dough... Ill eat what your cooken' doc... no strenuous activities for 6 weeks... not buying that, none the less Ill do my best.